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-(PS: Hide my screenname)

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Dear Grudgeline,
I work at a mental asylum, and there's this one guy who is really driving me up the wall. He annoys me in little ways (what's with that stupid beanie?) and in large ways as well (taking all the other inmates away for a bus tour). This guy has me on the end of my rope. Please give me some tips for keeping this guy under control!
-Mildred Ratched
P.S. Your recent column entitled "How to Handle Large Indian Men Who Could Easily Rip You to Shreds" was a great help.

Dear Mildred,
Whoa! It's like you're reading my mind! I've got this beanie-wearing weirdo who kepts pestering me. And he keeps taking everyone on bus trips, too, even though he's a little bit lacking in the arms and hands department. That's not so bad, but he keeps bringing them back. He must be a bad driver because, somethetimes, they come back with soiled underdrawers. Problematic! But The Cheat says next time he's going to sabatoge the bus so that they don't come back. The Cheat, my kind of guy! So, anyways, Mildratch, I don't know the answer to your question. In fact, you don't really even have a question. No the wonders I can't answer it. Oh, about that Large Indian Men thing, I just sent my autobiography and wheres it said "Strong Mad" I wrote in "Large Indian Men."
Crapfully crapfilled,
-Strong Bad

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