I'd like to thank the Academy for recognizing my tremendous acting and comedy talents...
What have you been smoking?
Here's why Earnhardt couldn't possibly win:
left turn + left turn + left turn + left turn = circle.
The Boston to San Diego dash isn't a "round" trip!
Hang your head in shame and go back and vote for someone else.
Lucky for you, we aren't counting this ballot.
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