THE ULTIMATE 70s MOVIE QUOTE QUIZ™

How well do you know the movies of the 70s? Test your knowledge while re-living 60 of the funniest and most memorable moments of a classic movie decade. How many can you get? How many can your friends get? Keep in mind that many of those quotes that may not be immediately obvious to you can be figured out with some thought. Good luck!

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1) You're gonna need a bigger boat.
JAWS

2) What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.
SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT

3) If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way.
ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST

4) Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle dixie?
THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES

5) You talkin' to me?
TAXI DRIVER

6) Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
THE GODFATHER

7) Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL

8) Even the jungle wanted him dead, and that's who he really took his orders from anyway.
APOCALYPSE NOW

9) One more word. I can't speak for your chances, but... you have my sympathies.
ALIEN

10) When I was a kid, you could buy meat anywhere! Eggs they had, real butter! Not this... crap!
SOYLENT GREEN

11) The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed "some kind of beef."
MEATBALLS

12) I want you to go to the window, open it, stick your head out and yell: "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
NETWORK

13) What the hell's going on down there? We need an erection!
EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK

14) When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
DIRTY HARRY

15) He vould have an enormous Schwannstucker!
YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN

16) A bear in his natural habitat. A Studebaker.
THE MUPPET MOVIE

17) Is it safe?
MARATHON MAN

18) Children of the night, shut up!
LOVE AT FIRST BITE

19) Take that dress off. I can see your dirty pillows.
CARRIE

20) Attica! Attica!
DOG DAY AFTERNOON

21) The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in, film at eleven.
KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE

22) One shot is what it's all about. A deer has to be taken with one shot.
THE DEER HUNTER

23) In canis corpore transmuto.
THE SHAGGY D.A.

24) There is one outside chance for a cure. I think of it as shock treatment -- as I said, it's a very outside chance...
THE EXORCIST

25) It leads everywhere. Get out your notebook. There's more.
ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN

26) There are certain rules about a war and rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
M*A*S*H

27) What law is it that says a woman is a better parent simply by virtue of her sex?
KRAMER VS. KRAMER

28) I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this shape. Shaving cream, pillows... Dammit!
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND

29) Well, it's supposed to be Maui Waui, but it's mostly Labrador.
UP IN SMOKE

30) Looks like we got us a sow here, 'stead of a boar.
DELIVERANCE

31) My style, you can call the art of fighting without fighting.
ENTER THE DRAGON

32) Two thirty - Grade A poison. Absolute dynamite. Eighty-nine percent pure junk. Best I've ever seen.
THE FRENCH CONNECTION

33) You got heart, but you fight like a god-damn ape... You'll never amount to anything!
ROCKY

34) You've got me? Who's got you?
SUPERMAN

35) There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
THE GODFATHER, PART II

36) What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolence.
A CLOCKWORK ORANGE

37) So help me Me.
OH, GOD!

38) Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
STAR WARS

39) He said the sheriff is near!
BLAZING SADDLES

40) Hey, you know a guy around here with a piss-yellow deuce coupe, supposed to be hot stuff?
AMERICAN GRAFFITI

41) Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
WILLY WONKA & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY

42) Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
ANIMAL HOUSE

43) But shaving points off of a football game, man that's un-American.
THE LONGEST YARD

44) You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.
CHINATOWN

45) I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control.
THE JERK

46) Men are rats. Listen to me, they're fleas on rats. Worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats.
GREASE

47) I'm almost 12 and I'll... I'll be getting a bra soon. Well, maybe in a year or so. I can't be playing all dumb baseball.
THE BAD NEWS BEARS

48) So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab. I see you shiver in antici... pation.
THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW

49) YOU'RE out of order! YOU'RE out of order! THE WHOLE TRIAL is out of order!
...AND JUSTICE FOR ALL

50) Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
FIVE EASY PIECES

51) Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I spend a long time on my hair and he hit it; he hit my hair.
SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER

52) I'd rather have 'em playing with their toys than playing with themselves.
SLAP SHOT

53) Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
LIFE OF BRIAN

54) When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.
PATTON

55) My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.
ANNIE HALL

56) Our quality control is second only to NASA's!
THE CHINA SYNDROME

57) What was I supposed to do -- call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?
THE STING

58) If you're quick, and if you're lucky, you can hack through your ankle in five.
MAD MAX

59) It WAS the boogeyman.
HALLOWEEN

60) To get laid. Where the hell are you going?
SHAFT

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