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Sam Roadman Memorial Library! ™

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Read about the victories of your heroes,
the deaths of your enemies,
the lamentations of the women and children.
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Sting like a Bee (tm)
From a time when champions were measured not by their contracts and endorsements but by the sweat and blood and courage they smeared on the canvas, come the past battles of the WWWF. For those of you new to the Grudge Match Experience™, or if you're just yearning for a return to the days on the Frozen Tundra™, look no further. From Gary "Iron Dukes" Coleman to Ray "Dead-Eye" Charles, all of the legends are here. Although the voting has been disabled, you may peruse through the matches of yesteryear and bask in their greatness.

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| The Early Years | Game Show Mania | Gridiron Grudge Match |
| Year Two | Grudge Match, Da Book | The Final Chapter | Ground Zero |
| A New Beginning | Grudge Match Goes Commercial™ | The Age of Wireless |
| G3: The Rise of the Monthly Format | The End™ |


Grudge Match, The Early Years

Gary Coleman vs. Webster

Khan vs. Lex Luthor

Terminator vs. Predator

Darth Vader vs. Obi-Wan Kenobi

Pee-Wee Herman vs. Gilligan

Bionic Woman vs. Wonder Woman

Colonel Blake vs. Colonel Klink

Flipper vs. Jaws

Death Star vs. Enterprise

Forrest Gump vs. Rainman

Bandit vs. CHiPs

Barney vs. Wesley

Rush Limbaugh vs. Howard Stern

Tarzan vs. Aquaman

Hannibal Lecter vs. Jeffrey Dahmer

Mr. T vs. Mr. Clean

Stevie Wonder vs. Ray Charles

MacGyver vs. The A-Team

A Rottweiler vs. A Rottweiler's weight in Chuihuahuas

OJ Simpson on The People's Court

Jeannie vs. Samantha

Red-Shirted Ensigns vs. Stormtroopers


Game Show Mania

Jeopardy!
with Ernest P. Worrell, Kelly Bundy, and Jim Ignatowski

Wheel of Fortune
with Nell, Harpo Marx, and Larry's Other Brother Darryl

Family Feud
with The Addams Family vs. The Munsters

Mayhem on the Family Feud Set

The Gong Show
with Jack Tripper and Edward Scissorhands

The Newlywed Game
with The Bundys, The Bunkers, and The Simpsons


Gridiron Grudge Match

John Madden vs. Refrigerator Perry

Irresistable Force vs. Immovable Object

Buffalo Bills vs. Minnesota Vikings

M*A*S*H 4077th vs. The Mean Machine


Grudge Match, Year Two

Itchy & Stimpy vs. Ren & Scratchy

Six Million Dollar Man vs. RoboCop

Urkel vs. Tattoo

Microsoft vs. Disney

Chewbacca vs. Worf

Orville Redenbacher vs. Colonel Sanders

Academy Awards: Worst Actor

Pop'N'Fresh vs. Mr. Peanut

Midgets vs. Centenarians

Tasmanian Devil vs. Paul Bunyan

Calvin vs. Bart

King Midas vs. The Grim Reaper

KITT vs. Herbie

Gumby vs. Mr. Bill

Boris Yeltsin vs. Ted Kennedy

Imelda Marcos vs. Leona Helmsley

Dick Vitale vs. Sam Kinison vs. Mr. Moschitta

Bill & Ted vs. Wayne & Garth

WKRP vs. The Sweathogs

Joe Camel vs. Spuds MacKenzie

John McClane vs. The Death Star

Caine vs. Walker

Babylon 5 vs. Deep Space Nine

High Stakes Poker

Alf vs. E.T.

Scooby-Doo vs. X-Files

Ross Perot vs. Montgomery Burns

Ellen Ripley vs. Sarah Connor

Borg vs. ID4 Mothership

Waldo vs. Carmen Sandiego

Beavis vs. Butthead

Andy Taylor vs. The Cunninghams

Doogie Hauser vs. Niles Crane


Grudge Match, Da Book™

Homer Simpson vs. Norm

Dirty Harry vs. Shaft

Beetlejuice vs. The Ghostbusters

James Bond vs. Indiana Jones

Dennis Rodman vs. RuPaul

Sam Malone vs. The Fonz

The Brady Bunch vs. The Partridge Family

Pinky and The Brain vs. Dogbert

Rev. Jim Ignatowski vs. Cosmo Kramer

Rocky vs. Rambo


National Lampoon's Grudge Match Vacation

Bill Nye vs. Beakman

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs. Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Xena vs. Conan


Grudge Match, Part III -- The Final Chapter

William Wallace vs. Groundskeeper Willie

Cinderella vs. Snow White

Fat & Skinny Elvis vs. Fat & Skinny Oprah

Hal vs. WOPR

Jason vs. Freddy

Lucky the Leprechaun vs. The Trix Rabbit

Bob Vila vs. Tim Taylor

Prince vs. Michael Jackson

Raptors vs. Aliens

Marlin Perkins vs. Jacques Cousteau

Frank Drebin vs. Maxwell Smart

Captain Kangaroo vs. Mister Rogers

Cliff Clavin vs. Newman

Steve vs. Brian


Ground Zero -- G2: Grudgement Day

Godzilla vs. King Kong

Men in Black vs. Mork

Death vs. Taxes

Daffy vs. Donald

The French Army vs. English Soccer Hooligans

Dorothy and Friends vs. King Arthur and his Knights

Clint Eastwood vs. John Wayne

Michael Jordan vs. Tiger Woods

The Village People vs. The Spice Girls

Thundercats vs. The Masters of the Universe

Martha Stewart vs. Kathie Lee Gifford

Spock vs. Data

Bob Hartley vs. Frasier Crane

Boba Fett vs. The Predator

Cujo vs. A Disgruntled Postal Worker

Kenneth Starr vs. Bill Clinton

Kool-Aid Man vs. Michelin Man

Wilson vs. Flanders

Chucky vs. Toy Story

M*A*S*H vs. ER

Three Stooges vs. Marx Brothers

Jean Claude Van Damme vs. Steven Seagal

Mary Poppins vs. Maria Von Trapp

Worst Actress Academy Award

Bad Movie Critics

Clowns: Krusty vs. Ronald vs. Bozo vs. Homey

The 2nd Annual WWWF Road Rally

Episode IV:
Ewoks vs. Gremlins

Episode V:
Lucas vs. Spielberg

Episode VI:
Ivanova vs. Seven of Nine vs. Leia

Spider-Man vs. The Tick

WWWF Tournament Of Champions IV: Rumble in D.C.

Robert Stack and John Walsh vs. Jack Palance and Leonard Nimoy

Lara Croft vs. Duke Nukem

Snuggles vs. Winnie the Pooh

Wrestlers vs. Boxers

Joe Clark vs. Ferris Bueller

Q (James Bond) vs. Inspector Gadget

Friends gang vs. Seinfeld gang

Regan MacNeil vs. Carrie White

Battle of the Batmen

Kosh vs. Yoda

Santa vs. Elves, Reindeer, and Teamsters

The Night The Lights Went Out

Cockroaches vs. Rats

AOL vs. Al Gore

Dilbert vs. Drew Carey

Voyager vs. Battlestar Galactica


Grudge Match, Part IV -- A New Beginning

Springfield vs. South Park

Worst Director Academy Award

Darth Maul vs. Connor MacLeod

Revenge of the Nerds vs. Animal House

Match Game '77: Nostradamus vs. Dionne Warwick

Alex vs. Pat vs. Regis

Bruce Lee vs. Jackie Chan

Mad Max vs. Snake Plissken

Tigger vs. Hobbes

Superfriends vs. X-Men

Letterman vs. Leno

Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors

WWWF Tournament Of Champions V: Survivor!

The Godfather vs. The Equalizer

The Corleones vs. The Cartwrights

Mrs. Doubtfire vs. Tootsie

Coneheads vs. Solomons

Kevin McCallister vs. The Living Dead

Miami Vice vs. Charlie's Angels

Emperor Palpatine vs. Q (Star Trek)

Jerry Springer vs. Geraldo Rivera

Scrooge vs. The Grinch

Rosie O'Donnell vs. Roseanne

Latka vs. Balki

Dr. Laura vs. Dr. Evil

Charlie Brown & Snoopy vs. Wallace & Gromit

Battle of the Bat-Villains

Battle of the Oscar Hosts

Basil Fawlty vs. Mr. Bean

Popeye vs. The Incredible Hulk

Stephen Hawking vs. Dr. Strangelove vs. Larry Flynt


Grudge Match Goes Commercial ™

Lamb Chop vs. The Pets.com Sock Puppet

Louie the Lizard vs. Kermit the Frog

Keebler Elves vs. Cookie Monster

M&Ms vs. California Raisins


The Age of Wireless

U.S.A. vs. Canada

Crocodile Hunter vs. Jurassic Park

WWWF Tournament Of Champions VI: The Running Men

C3PO vs. Marvin the Paranoid Android

Wilma & Betty vs. Ginger & Mary Ann

Buford T. Justice vs. Rosco P. Coltrane

Battle of the Seven Deadly Sins

The Weakest Link

Headless Horseman vs. T-800 Terminator

Austin Powers vs. Inspector Clouseau

Anakin Skywalker vs. Harry Potter

Robin Hood vs. Zorro

Pulp Fiction vs. Lethal Weapon

The Keatons vs. The Huxtables vs. The Seavers

Bob Barker vs. Richard Dawson

WWWF Tournament Of Champions I: Escape from the Death Star

WWWF Second Chance Tournament: Rollerball

The JonBenet Ramsey case on Law & Order

Marty McFly vs. Sherman & Mr. Peabody vs. Doctor Who

Worst Picture Academy Award

Circus Maximus of the Pop Stars

Imhotep vs. Moses

Adrian Cronauer vs. Dr. Johnny Fever

Captain James T. Kirk vs. Han Solo

Mr. T vs. Jesse Ventura

Beverly Hillbillies vs. Beverly Hills 90210

Cheech & Chong vs. Bob & Doug McKenzie

WWWF Tournament Of Champions VII: Return to D.C.

The Battle of the James Bonds

The Taco Bell Chihuahua vs. Speedy Gonzalez

Chef McElroy vs. The Swedish Chef

Bender vs. Johnny #5

Bill the Cat vs. Odie

Deliverance vs. The Blair Witch

Mario vs. Sonic the Hedgehog

Gandalf vs. Dumbledore

Spaceballs vs. Galaxy Quest

Amish vs. Hippies

Telemarketers vs. Spammers

Sherlock Holmes vs. Keyser Soze

WWWF Tournament Of Champions II: The Bachelorette

The Flintstones vs. The Jetsons

Dana Scully vs. Clarice Starling

WWWF Tournament Of Champions III: HalTron

The Muppet Show vs. Sesame Street

Scotty vs. The Professor

Ace Ventura vs. Bigfoot

Neo vs. Bugs Bunny

Lucy & Ethel vs. Laverne & Shirley

Happy Gilmore vs. Caddyshack

Saturday Night Live vs. Monty Python

Scrappy-Doo vs. Jar Jar Binks

WWWF Tournament of Champions VIII: Death to Carrot Top

Fat Albert vs. Sherman Klump

California Recall Election

The Griswolds vs. The Wilkersons

WWWF Tournament of Tournament of Champions Champions


G3: The Rise of the Monthly Format

Planet of the Apes vs. Beastmaster

Boston Red Sox vs. Chicago Cubs

Gollum vs. Mini-Me

John Madden vs. Pablo Picasso

Maximus vs. Spartacus

Andy Dufresne vs. Frank Lee Morris

Wile E. Coyote vs. Kenny McCormick

Frank & Marie Barone vs. Frank & Estelle Costanza

Jabba the Hut vs. Shrek

Rick Deckard vs. Dr. Richard Kimble

Pac-Man vs. Tribbles

Celebrity Apprentice

George W. Bush vs. King George III

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman vs. John Winger

Pokemon vs. Care Bears

Battle of the Orphans


The End™

When did WWWF Jump the Shark™?

The Final Word(s)


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