"So consistently funny it ought to be developed into a series for Comedy Central."
"Levine and Wright [have created] one of the strangest yet most compelling spots on the Web."
"[Brian and Steve] offer pro sideline coverage with uncommon stylistic flair."
"The zany and accurate humor of the World Wide Web Fight crew will entertain, inspire, and amuse visitors to this page...a highly entertaining site and well worth bookmarking."
"I feel so... superficial, giving [4.5 out of a possible 5] spiders to a site with such a lack of a constructive purpose. But it's so truly innovative and well-done that it really does deserve it. Thanks, guys...for just plain being silly."
(Regarding Hannibal Lecter vs. Jeffrey Dahmer) "The Food Network and its chef battles have nothing on the sick bastards at the WWWF Grudge Match. It ain't pretty, but damned if we didn't chuckle in a few spots in spite of ourselves."
"Consistantly you have one of the funiest pages on the WWW."
"I love your site -- it's by far my favorite thing on the web."
"I love this page. It's got my vote for best ever."
[The Grudge Match is] the single most innovative idea for the most revolutionary medium of the decade. And if that sounds like excessive praise, look at it this way: By and large, the Internet is terrible. It's a wasteland. That's what they said about TV too, but the consumer never controlled what went on TV. The Grudge Match is a consistently popular and consistently praise-worthy place to go on the Internet.
"I love your web page. I want to bear your love child."
"Someone asked me yesterday if Dracula met Saruman and there was a fight who would win. I just looked at this man. What an idiotic thing to say. I mean, really, it was half-witted."
"Your copy of the WWF Logo is a direct infringement on the World Wrestling Federation Logo. We demand that you cease using this logo depiction."
"Lyons Partnership hereby demands that you immediately cease and desist from reproducing, distributing, performing by means of digital audio transmission, displaying, or in any other way infringing upon Lyons Partnership’s copyrights."