As Georgia Tech students and the future engineers and computer scientists of the world (be afraid, be VERY afraid), we would like to say a few words. As a member of the Braveheart Jihad (THERE IS NO JIHAD), I would like to point out a little bit about our beliefs. Since the Jihad's (There Is No Jihad - TINJ) creation we have strived to bring about freedom to this cruel world. When we witnessed the foulness of the battle between our (TINJ) patriarch and the fiendish Willy, we became concerned for the well being of the non-existent Jihad. We realized that the battle would be unfair without our intervention for a variety of reasons: 1) Dumb little idiot kids! Those little tiny pukes can't appreciate a movie of the calibre of Braveheart. To balance out their stupid votes we voted a few extra times. 2) The Simpsons Jihad! You know it exists! You even mentioned it on your webpage. We try to create a fair playing field for our Patriarch and you sick Mr. T on us! Well, we slew Mr. T and then you change the rules of combat. If we existed (which we don't) we would find this unacceptable. 3) Five Academy Awards! 4) Stephen Stephen: God says he can get me out of this mess. But he's pretty sure, you're fucked. Hamish: Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty? Stephen: In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to speak to God. 5) The English Dying. 6) Lots of dead Englishmen.
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