Steve's all-time favorite Grudge Matches (tm)
1. John McClane v. Death Star --
So bizarre and yet it fits together so well.
2. A Rottweiler v. A Rottweiler's weight in
Chihuahuas -- Animal rights activists will love this one!
3. Coleman v. Webster -- The very
thought of it still cracks me up four years later.
4. Scooby-Doo v. X-files -- The
Truth is Out There, and Shaggy is really out there.
5. Tasmanian Devil v. Paul Bunyan --
There's nothing quite like the mass destruction of rainforests on Earth
6. Bandit v. CHiPs -- The cheesieness
factor is just too high to resist.
7. Red-Shirted Ensigns v.
Stormtroopers -- Redefines the concept of cannon-fodder.
8. Orville Redenbacher v. Colonel
Sanders -- I'm still not convinced they're not the same
9. KITT v. Herbie -- Two sentient
cars + Disney + David Hasselhoff = entertainment!
10. Boris Yeltsin v. Ted Kennedy --
Because it could happen.
11. Lucky the Leprechaun v. The Trix
Rabbit -- The first ever written documentation of the Cereal
Brian's all-time favorite Grudge Matches (tm)
1. McClane v. Deathstar -- The
fit here is just too perfect. Great dynamics.
2. Gump v. Rainman -- Even a straight
fight would have been great; the biathalon takes it to a new level.
3. Yeltsin v. Kennedy -- When I'm
listing Grudge Matches to people, more laugh at this one than any other.
4. Rottweiler v. Chihuahuas -- A cult
5. Taylor v. Cunninghams -- King
Solomon makes it.
6. Redenbacher v. Sanders -- A
food fight between two dead guys? Can that work?
7. Waldo v. Carmen -- Great scenario
(not ours) and arguably the best reponse file ever. We can't take much credit
for this one.
8. Wallace v. Willy -- Not only funny
and bizarre, but the animated gifs and the Braveheart Jihad (tm) make it a
9. Scooby v. X-Files -- Perfect
mix of contemporary and retro.
10. Brady v. Partridge -- The
play-by-play nature of the commentary made this one a blast to write.
11. Perkins v. Cousteau -- I
know a lot of you youngins didn't get this one, but it really was funny.
Honorable mentions to a few others: Coleman v. Webster, our first; Deathstar v. Enterprise, our first BIG
match (tripled the previous voting record); and
Taz v. Bunyan -- the special, modified,
Earth Day (tm) logo for that match was one of the single funniest things
we ever did.
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